Backtalk 2/17/2011

Feb. 16, 2011
Paraprosdokian — a form of speech where phrases have an unexpected ending — can be pretty amusing

Unexpected endings
Paraprosdokian — a form of speech where phrases have an unexpected ending — can be pretty amusing.
– Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with his experience.
– If I agreed with you we’d both be wrong.
– We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.
– War does not determine who is right — only who is left.
– Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
– The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
– To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
– A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.
– How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
– Dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish.
– I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted pay checks.
– A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don’t need it.
– Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says, “In an emergency, notify:” I put “DOCTOR”.
– I didn’t say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.
– Why does someone believe you when you say there are 4 billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
– You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.
– The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas!
– Hospitality: Making your guests feel like they’re at home, even if you wish they were.
– I discovered I scream the same way whether I’m about to be devoured by a great white shark or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot.
– Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.
– I used to be indecisive. Now I’m not sure.
– When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Dept. usually uses water.
– You’re never too old to learn something stupid.
– To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.
– Some people hear voices. Some see invisible people. Others have no imagination whatsoever.
– A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.
– He who laughs last, thinks the slowest.

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© 2011 Penton Media, Inc.

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